lulz-time:

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

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y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

Lmaoooo

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tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms:

iamhiddlebatched:

caseyanthonyofficial:

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How much would I have to pay you to run through this?

You could offer me the amount of debt America has IN CASH and I would not run through this. 

I am an Australian, and I wouldn’t run through that for all the gold in Erebor

I wouldn’t even do that for 7 whole potato

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